You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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