I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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