My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
two words...techno handjob
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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