so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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