the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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