What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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