He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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