I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Did I show you my penis last night?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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