**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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