I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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