You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Houston, we have a squirter
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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