Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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