Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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