it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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