are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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