No awkward lesbian experiences without me
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I would fuck him just for his dog
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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