Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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