His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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