i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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