I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Randomize
