it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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