I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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