ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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