Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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