My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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