i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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