sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Ketchup is God's man juice
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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