oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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