yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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