We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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