16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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