are you still at the devil's house?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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