i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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