She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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