i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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