I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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