Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
the gays at disneyland are vicious
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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