Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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