There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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