I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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