i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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