All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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