just come out here and I will go home with you...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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