She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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