Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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