she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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