How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you win again, gameday.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
