Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Actions speak louder than pants.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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