you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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