on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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