Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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