is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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