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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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