As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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