worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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