What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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