omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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