i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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