im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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