i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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